GPU Accelerator

HTTP 2 protocol!

Bitwizard

Malware. Haha!

Ctrl A, select all!

Javascript Guru!

Open ID. Probably referring to the Open ID protocol?

Siri, the Apple assistant, as a girlfriend?

Vi forever - maybe referring to the text editor program "Vi"? It could also be someone's name.

Iterator? Someone who iterates?

Web Dev, as in web developer. Very nerdy!

Stack bug?

JavaScript!