Burritos, yum!

Hanukia - A combination of Hanukkah and Kia?

Jackal!

She's D1. Must be good at her sport

MTG - magic the gathering pro?

For sure! Seems like an animal lover

Plain! Rare plate

Opossum! Matching plate and frame!

Soccer!

Mister Hated? Mastur...uh oh

Beep beep!

Slow to move

Made you smile!

Climb!

AT&T. Really!?

I love otters!

I'm chaos

You're a bastard! What a surprising plate!

Hire me!

What's up, dogs?

I'm batman1

Hot!

Ziggy Stardust!

Tolkien, the author of the Lord of the Rings.

Gollum, the one ring, the one ring to rule them all.

Girlfriend

Nevada Girl!

V8, Wheee!

Haste

Excuse me!

Mountain Junkie!

The Nazgul Ringwraiths from lord of the rings.

Bitwizard

Beers!

Seinfeld!

Virtual Reality Jones?

Extra Checks? Extra chicks?

Sim City!

El Takos. El tacos?

Malware. Haha!

Awe five! High five!

My pumpkin!

My pumpkin! Orange no less!

Hilo boy!

Doctor Gross!

Creative! What a good plate.

Real good!

Dad of eight! Wow, that's a lot of kids!

Looks like this is a reference to their website Glow Medicine, which sells Latisse, to help grow eyelashes. What a car!

Don't judge. I wonder what they did? Or maybe they aren't proud of their Honda Accord?